I am currently...

...sitting on my balcony listening to ocean waves hit the beautiful beach..

I am also listening to Momma and Poppy K catch up since they have been apart for a week. Here are some wonderful gems from this conversation to show you why I love the Family so much

Momma K: I don't want to go to Del Mar, the clientele is more Jewish with the old men in bikinis, I'm more comfortable in Laguna where the clientele is gay and surfer dudes.

Poppy K: Aunt Millie wants the dog.
Me: What!? You can't give away Shadow!
Poppy K: Put her in a box. Put her on an airplane. Ship it. Done.

Poppy K talking about VideoPokerInventorManBoss' yacht.
Poppy K: They just ship it to Alaska.
Momma K: They ship it? They ship a 160 foot yacht? Why don't they just sail it?
Poppy: Put it in a box. Put it on a container. Ship it. Done.

Same convo...
Momma K: We should go on it.
Poppy K: You have to be invited.
Momma K: I don't care I'll just ride in the container ship and pretend we are in the Caribbean.

My personal favorite....we went to Ralphs to grocery shop.
Me...Chicken, Yogurt, Veggies, Fruit Aisles (in that order), Momma K...Wine, Frozen Food, Snack Aisles.