Confession...

I need to hook myself a boyfriend

Preferably a large, husky, strong, manly man but still sensitive and takes me out for fun dates in the city type of boyfriend.

This is why:
1. I got projects. I am a do-it-yourself-er. This however, becomes difficult without a man around the house. Having Bryson around last weekend gave me a nice little taste of what it was like to have some fabulo-man strength around the house. He...brought my suitcase upstairs, replaced my shower head and somehow broke the super strong seal that had been holding my old crappy showerhead in place, and fixed my window when someone broke in (I know, he's a stud).
2. I am redoing my bathroom. After 3 hours of this...
I felt like I was gonna die...and never wanted to see the color yellow again...and had paint crusted all over my bathroom/sink/self/life. I'm not saying I need someone to do this all for me, but an extra hand would be nice.
3. I love me some city. I love me some fun dates. I love me some new restaurants. I love me a man who will partake of some fancy fun restaurants/exploration of the city with me (luckily, my dear friend Ashty just arrived back from a Euro-vacay so she will be partaking of these things with me until she moves across the world to New York City.)
4. Some things aren't fun single. You are walking along the beach/around the Embarcadero at night like oh this is so romantic and then you are like, oh this would be awesome with a man-date and then you get hit by a huge wave and you get all sandy and gross and then you are suddenly sad and lost and alone.
5. I like to cook. How hard is it to find me a man to share my food with? Cuz let me tell you, one chicken breast for dinner + cupcakes for 1 = 40 kinds of sadness.
6. I've got cute clothes. And I wanna show them off. So date me. So I can wear cute outfits and peacock feathers in my hair.

Dear friends: Thank you for being so fabulous so that I can feel so fabulously single and love it 99% of the time. And Ashty-pants, let's get us some dinner reservations to the super slueth, prohibition-esque 40's themed Americana restuarant, BIX, in the Finanacial District. Like ASAP.